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HUMOROUS BUSINESS

by: Behzad Farahani

Real-Life Anecdotes and Light-Hearted Lessons from International Commerce

Business can be serious, high-stakes, and demanding. But beneath the surface of negotiations, deals, and cross-continental travel lie moments of humor, misunderstanding, and camaraderie that make the global marketplace unforgettable. This book brings together a collection of true stories and lively discussions from over fifty years of doing business around the world. Each chapter captures the lighter side of international commerce, illuminating just how entertaining—and occasionally bizarre—conducting business globally can be.

Throughout my career, I have been privileged—some might say “hilariously tested”—to meet with thousands of individuals from far-flung fields, cultures, and countries. This ever-expanding cast of characters has not only broadened my perspective but also provided enough material for many sitcoms.

 

My work has required me to read and revise thousands of agreements in multiple languages. Navigating the intricacies of legal and business documents, especially in unfamiliar tongues, demands meticulous attention to detail and a deep appreciation for cultural context. Each document represents a bridge between parties, often with stakes that are nothing short of life and death. The margin for error is slim, and the consequences of mistakes can be profound.

 

Humor is often seen as a lighthearted distraction, but in reality, it can be an essential tool for success in even the most serious and demanding environments. Whether teaching advanced mathematics in a classroom full of students or in top-secret meetings focused on counterterrorism, humor has played a transformative role in my journey.

The truth, as serious as it may seem, can be surprisingly hilarious depending on how it's delivered. Sometimes, the facts about a subject are so bizarre, they’re practically begging for a chuckle.

A clever turn of phrase, a touch of irony, or a dose of professionalism or even sarcasm can turn an ordinary fact into an unforgettable joke. So, next time you hear or share an honest observation, remember sometimes, all it takes to make someone laugh is a well-told truth. Sometimes, the facts of life are not just stranger than fiction—they're more amusing, too. It's all in the way the story is told!

 

The journey through thousands of encounters, agreements, and critical cases has reinforced one clear lesson: without humor, success would have been impossible. In the most challenging circumstances, humor is not merely an escape—it is the bridge that connects people, relieves stress, and enables us to face adversity together. I am grateful for the ability to provide this essential element, and I believe it has been as crucial as any skill or expertise I have developed along the way.

 

Often, I have been the only source of humor in the room. It was never someone else's job to lighten the mood or ease the burden. Bringing levity to serious situations helped not only myself but also those around me to persevere, make better decisions, and ultimately succeed. 

Available April 10, 2026

In order to preserve the privacy, confidentiality, and security of everyone, I have changed the names and identities throughout this book.

Copyright ©1989-2025 by Behzad Farahani / Art & Science International, Inc. All rights reserved. No part of these books may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other noncommercial uses permitted by copyright law. For permission requests, please contact the author and publisher, Behzad Farahani, at: bf@artscienceinc.com

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